Maybe it’s the troupe of bikini-clad cheerleaders who keep dashing out to dance the conga and writhe on all fours.

Or it could be the Benny Hill theme tune that blasts out every time the linesmen rush forward to rake the sand off the red court lines.

Or perhaps it’s the DJ yelling: ‘This  isn’t Wimbledon, you’re allowed to make some noise here!’

Whatever it is, women’s beach volleyball is not your average Olympic sport.