In recent days, Ted Nugent, the Motor City Madman, who doesn’t actually live in the Motor City, has again landed himself in trouble over another vocal oil spill that he’s so prone to. If anyone ever doubts that Nugent, who has flirted with the idea of running for Governor of Michigan, really is a madman, afflicted with something far worse than cat scratch fever, here are some more of his zanier quotes.

“I’ll tell you this right now: If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” Nugent said at an NRA event earlier this week. He also said, “It isn’t the enemy that ruined America. It’s good people who bent over and let the enemy in. If the coyote’s in your living room pissing on your couch, it’s not the coyote’s fault. It’s your fault for not shooting him.” He went on to say, “We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?”