Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:
1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.

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34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell-check.
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#1:36. Women control their own bodies.
I loved all of the numbers published but thought that since I am a woman, and repugs can't get this thought their thick noggins, I would select this one number to bring attention to this fact.
After all, we are now in the 21st Century, you would think that everyone would know and respect this fact. But repugs continue to try to control our bodies - and our business!
I stil can not understand why any WOMAN-with any sense at all- would vote repug!
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I stil can not understand why any WOMAN-with any sense at all- would vote repug!
Neither can I!! It will always be the eternal mystery, I guess.:o(
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Well, the jury is still out on evolution, you know
George Bushism
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Woohoo! Thank you for a great way to start the New Year, Ms. Cyprah! I just sent that to my friends since this is an election year and it's onlly going to get worse before November...
And absolutely Tom-VermillionOhio! OBAMA 2012!!!
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37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
LMAO. I use that one all the time. If abortion is good enough for the Catholic, republican Rick Santorum and his wife to have, it's good enough for all of us.
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102. Obama 2012.
Every one knows it will happen. We republicans/independents are just in denial.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
So do we.
Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy
Yes he was and he did have some good points but it was mostly a witch hunt.
Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
They were loyal to their state like most people it was state first then country this changed after the civil war.
The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
I have to keep telling my democrat relatives this.
The Founding Fathers were liberals.
They were also traitors.
Sarah Palin is an ugly cow(said to conservative males).
said by shallow people. She is good looking but most woman are.
The Earth is round
This is just being silly.
Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
Most presidents do they lower one tax and raise another.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
Which is a good thing but it can go too far.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
So be patriotic and pay 90% of your income for taxes.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
Most Republicans know this.
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23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
Republicans thought it should go bankruped to help it recocer. Obama did not. So Obama lost they declared bankruptcy and they are saved.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
Every one knows this.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
lets see OWS dont bath and smell. they what to rape all the women in the tents. makes about as much since.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
Save Public schools dont do education very well. We spend more money on education then most countrys and have the worst results.
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The Founding Fathers were liberals.
They were also traitors.
But, not to the United States of America? Oh, I am guessing you missed that point, Auto?
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Auto 101:
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
Every one knows this.
21. The Presidents' full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
Most Republicans know this.
My question is: If that is the case, why are they STILL practising hate and acting like idiots about the man's birthplace? Would they still be at it four years later if the President had been white?
It's not enough to 'know' things, Auto 101. One has to practise them too, to be taken seriously and treated credibly.
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Oh Ms Cyprah..you disappoint me with this very biased Republican-hate article. I always thought you were more of the fair and balanced type.
After all if you replaced the word Republican with any word for a person's ethnic make up it would cause such an up-roar it could be heard two counties over. The 100 things you listed would be just a biased and untrue for the whole group, to paint all members of that group with the same tar and feathers of negative percerption.
Examples:
Federal Reserve Act: Information from Answers.com
#34: The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
Fact is: the Democratic Party won control of the White House and both chambers ... Also created as part of the Federal Reserve System was a 12 member Federal Advisory ...
www.answers.com/topic/federal-reserve-act
#38: Please use spell-check.
Where is proof this is a Republican thing? It doesn't take much effort find others who make on line typos they don't catch. I have seen quite a few Libs and Democrats with veracious appetites for attacking those iwth a different political view.
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Auto, Disregarding your obvious grammatical and spelling mistakes, we may spend more than a lot of countries per student but it is not the reason we are falling behind. Our culture does not reward education like it should. Our society does not value smart people or educated people. Look no farther than the Presidental hopefuls and theri speeches to know how little they value education. I have heard and seen almost every one of the candidates spew forth hatred or demeaning comments about the "educated" elite.
Another reason we don't do as well educating our young people is we do not allow the schools to teach to the pupil. We force a curiculim on them that is geared towards achieving a good score on a standardized testing system rather than actually using their creative and reasoning skills to solve problems.
We also have a huge disconnect in what we say we want our schools to do and what we are willing to sacrifice to get it done. How many parents senf d their children to school ready to learn? Would it suprise you to know that a large percentage of a teacher's time is spent teaching manners and other things that should be learned in the home?
We also spend a lot more money on buildings and new textbooks than most other countries. There is very little reason that a new edition of a textbook needs to be used every couple of years, other than history and civics of course.
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#2... my favorite...
Jesus healed the sick... for free. :)
LOVE!!!
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Oh Ms Cyprah..you disappoint me with this very biased Republican-hate article. I always thought you were more of the fair and balanced type.
American Dream, I know I cannot please everyone and I have to be myself. I am very fair, as you say, but not when it comes to negativity, obstructionism, injustice, ignorance, bigotry and racism. I will call them out wherever they are, and the Republican Congress, in particular, has behaved disgracefully to the American people since they were elected, and are treating women and their bodies like kids. Now if my stance against that changes your opinion of me, so be it. But I am not on Newsvine to collect friends and followers. I am here to be true to myself, whether others agree or disagree. And that is how I have always acted.
I am still with you, AD, despite your disappointment, and wish you a fabulous New Year. Thanks for stopping by with your comment! :o)
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Notice it wasn't a conservative writing an article about irritating a Democrat. Look in the mirror.
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Ms CYPRAH, OOPS, you did it again! Great list. I needed a good laugh to start off the new year. May we all come up with MORE "Things you can say to irritate a Republican". They deserve it after the way they have acted since President Obama was elected.
Happy New Year!
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101. A man which has African-American blood is OUR leader,AND he practices Christianity better Than Thou Doest!!!
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A very happy new year to you too, sweetheart! Thanks for the reinforcement.
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And the KKK was a part of the democratic party :)
And the Democratic Party was taken over by the conservative in the South then… the KKK all vote Republicans now..
As Liberal we understand that man is not a devine creation of Gods but another, more evolved animal, and our behaviors are innate to us like all animal behaviors are, "Your Left and Right" designations to explain human political behavior is wrong…mankind can be analyzed and better understood, beyond the uncertianty of politics..
Conservative behavior is an obsolete survival trait that may of had some benefit to small tribes of mankind competing for mates and territory... The world is far to small to let this continue… and to control it, so we don't destroy ourselves, it must be understood…
There is no such thing as FAR-LEFT!
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#1. Jesus Christ said to Love your neighbor as you love yourself, not take all you can from your neighbor because you love yourself !!!!
#1.A Jesus Christ continually warned the Pharisees that their religious acts could not save them. They didn't listen to Him then and you are still not listening today !!!
#1.B The Lord God said to not Take His Name in Vain. That means to not use His Name for your personal financial gain, when all you do is cause His Name shame with your greed. Nor to use His Name to make your political party seem as if God is backing it !!! Woe unto you hypocrites and Pharisees mighty is His Hand and weak are you against it !!!
Just thought that they might need a reminder who is really in charge !!!! ;~)) ;~))
Good article Ms CYPRAH. Would that they could look at it and learn.
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Good article Ms CYPRAH. Would that they could look at it and learn.
Thank you cowboygrandpa. Great to have your presence!
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#2... my favorite...
Jesus healed the sick... for free. :)
LOVE!!!
Do you honestly think that medicine is free? Do you think that doctors should work for free? Do you think that surgeries, procedures, etc., are free?
If Jesus truly lived he supposedly healed the sick he did it by way of miracles and not by expecting people to fork over their time, knowledge and services for free.
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Newsvine is overwhelmingly liberal Democrats ranting against anything remotely right-wing. It's very entertaining. That's why I love newsvine. I often make statements just to get a rise out of my liberal newsvine friends. It would be awfully boring if you all agreed with me.
Happy New Year to ALL newsviners!
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Nothing is "free", somebody somewhere is working to make a product or provide a service and there are too many people who think that it's done with no charge. There is no such thing as free.
Why do people think they are entitled to someone else's services or products or the money that has been made from those things?
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why are they STILL practising hate and acting like idiots about the man's birthplace? Would they still be at it four years later if the President had been white?
That is because they are idiots you have them every where.
101. A man which has African-American blood is OUR leader,AND he practices Christianity better Than Thou Doest!!!
His descent has nothing to do with any thing he ma be a better Christian or not That matters to only one person and that is Jesus who is the judge.
But, not to the United States of America? Oh, I am guessing you missed that point, Auto?
Looks like you don't know history. The states were divided by loyalty to the state and to the crown. that is why we are called United states because people were more loyal to the state than to the Government. You also forget that many people want to fight the war just to gain representation and not for Independence. Also many Americans believed that they were British citizens and they were .
1.A Jesus Christ continually warned the Pharisees that their religious acts could not save them. They didn't listen to Him then and you are still not listening today !!!
That is why Jesus is the judge he knows what is in mens heart.
1.A Jesus Christ continually warned the Pharisees that their religious acts could not save them. They didn't listen to Him then and you are still not listening today !!!
I find it interesting that you lumped me into the pharisees. How do you know I would be one of them?Sounds like some one is want to be hurt full and hate full.
Just thought that they might need a reminder who is really in charge !!!! ;~)) ;~))
You need to let your hate and assumptions go just thought you might need a reminder.
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"99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are."
Hey, if you don't believe in abortion - Don't have one....
Clipped as useful information... smile :-)
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Auto 101:
#1.32
1.A Jesus Christ continually warned the Pharisees that their religious acts could not save them. They didn't listen to Him then and you are still not listening today !!!
That is why Jesus is the judge he knows what is in mens heart.
1.A Jesus Christ continually warned the Pharisees that their religious acts could not save them. They didn't listen to Him then and you are still not listening today !!!
I find it interesting that you lumped me into the pharisees. How do you know I would be one of them?Sounds like some one is want to be hurt full and hate full.
Just thought that they might need a reminder who is really in charge !!!! ;~)) ;~))
You need to let your hate and assumptions go just thought you might need a reminder.
Hahahahaaaaa !!!! Hmmm where in my statement did I direct that at you personally ?? Now if The Holy Spirit convicted your heart and it spoke to you personally, doesn't that speak more of your overwhelming guilt, than to my directing the statement to greedy GOP'ers in general ??
Don't blame me because the truth bothers ya. :~)) :~)) I hope ya don't quench The Holy Spirit there Auto ... :~)) :~))
Have a Happy New Year.
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If Jesus truly lived he supposedly healed the sick he did it by way of miracles and not by expecting people to fork over their time, knowledge and services for free.
However God did kill some early Christians that kept some of their own money so God did kill people that only wanted a little bit.
Do you honestly think that medicine is free? Do you think that doctors should work for free? Do you think that surgeries, procedures, etc., are free?
It is what Christ wants however he also knows we are not ready to live this way so it will happen during the millennium. It would be nice if we all could work to the better good of man kind.
#38: Please use spell-check.
I actually got an A in English and graduated in California with a 3.5 GPA and I also had a third grade reading and spelling level. I have since taught myself how to read using the bible and other books. Grammar and spelling is much more difficult after all this is the worlds only class five language. I do use spell check however Homonyms are a challenge when writing and so are words that look the same. I read by connecting the meaning of the sentence together if I don't know the word and don't have a dictionary.
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Ms CYPRAH- My question is: If that is the case, why are they STILL practising hate and acting like idiots about the man's birthplace? Would they still be at it four years later if the President had been white?
Well, I can guarantee you that if it was a Republican with the very same circumstances, the left would NEVER stop. It's so obvious that it's funny!
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Sammy: #1.29
I don't think doctors or anyone else should work for free. Their labors are worth being able to sustain themselves and to have some good things in life.
Do you really think manual laborers should just be placed in a pool of people who are seen as expendable labor and therefore not as valuable as doctors ?? If so, let the doctors and businessmen do all the manual labor as they try to do their other work !!
See just how little actually gets done. People should help others if we want this world to be a better place. The truth of the matter is, if the financial empires crumble. People will still ned food, shelter, water and all the necessities of life and money will be low on the priority list. Being able to grow fod, build shelters, know how to protect people and live off the land will be much more important at that time.
Money is something the foolish worship.
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you are still not listening today !!!
When you use the word YOU what did you mean? You were posting for every one that is Conservative and has any leanings to the GOP you you were directing to to me.
Don't blame me because the truth bothers ya.
The truth bothers every one. What you posted does not bother me.
doesn't that speak more of your overwhelming guilt
We are all guilty we all fall short if Gods commandments in all aspects. so Am I guilty of not being perfect yes I am Are you Perfect?
I hope ya don't quench The Holy Spirit there Auto ...
That is my hope for all mankind.
Do you people think that Democrats have all the answers? you are wrong and neither do the republicans. this two party system is starting to rip the country apart because it only caters to the extreme of the party. when they go for the general election they try to co center.
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Money is something the foolish worship.
Your right and because of this we can use it to do some good.
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...we may spend more than a lot of countries per student but it is not the reason we are falling behind.
True, but the real reason is one that the left can never admit to: The change is can be largely attributed to the demographic shift that has occurred since the Immigration and Nationalization Act of 1965. This changed the immigration patterns from mostly Western European to mostly from the third world. This coupled with liberal welfare programs also caused significant population increases of the black and Hispanic populations in the U.S.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_and_Nationality_Act_of_1965
While it is standard practice to blame the gap in scholastic achievement between whites and non-whites on lack of funding for schools, poor socio-economic status of parents, poor nutrition, or even culturally related, but despite all efforts that have been made to date, the scholastic gap remains.
(Read the article by Pedro A. Noguera and Antwi Akom ) http://www.inmotionmagazine.com/pnaa.html
Consider the following:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_Differences_in_Intelligence_(book)
Race Differences in Intelligence: An Evolutionary Analysis is a 2006 book by controversial race and intelligence writer Richard Lynn reviewing the worldwide literature on IQ testing and arguing for in part genetic racial differences and with a discussion on the causes and consequences.
Race Mean I.Q Mean brain size (cc)
East-asians (China, Taïwan, Japan, Korea)
105 1416
Europeans
100 1369
South-est asians
90 1332
Pacific Islanders
85 1317
South Asians and North africans
84 1293
Africans
67 1282
Australian aborigines
62 1225
Note: Broadly speaking, Lynn estimates that about half of the IQ deficit of third world races can be explained by inadequate nutrition, while the other half is racially genetic. For example Lynn argues that while Africans living in Africa average IQ 67, African Americans living in the Southern United States (where European admixture is very low) average IQ 80. Lynn believes the latter figure represents their genotypic intelligence, while the IQs in Africa are stunted by malnutrition.
In other words, our education system is producing inferior results because a larger portion of students in those schools simply don't have the capability to compete scholastically on the world stage like we once did due to the demographic shift that has occurred, and is still occurring in this country.
Obviously such a point-black analysis is not encountered in our tender-footed leftist dominated media or education system and will therefore be condemned as a "bigoted" and "racist" position, but to do so is simply ignoring the facts. As long as we pursue solutions to fictitious problems, we will only waste our national time, money, and continue a corrupt political system of Affirmative Action to deny more qualified white students college entrance in favor of black or latino students, who will statistically not help us to compete on the world stage.
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The world is too
Even if that is true, the world can't vote in our elections.
PRINCETON, NJ -- Thus far in 2009, 40% of Americans interviewed in national Gallup Poll surveys describe their political views as conservative, 35% as moderate, and 21% as liberal. This represents a slight increase for conservatism in the U.S. since 2008, returning it to a level last seen in 2004. The 21% calling themselves liberal is in line with findings throughout this decade, but is up from the 1990s.
==www.gallup.com/poll/120857/conservatives-single-largest-ideological-group.aspx
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Do you really think manual laborers should just be placed in a pool of people who are seen as expendable labor and therefore not as valuable as doctors ?? If so, let the doctors and businessmen do all the manual labor as they try to do their other work !!
I don't think that one is better then the other but neither do I think that they should be on the same level financially. When a laborer goes through anywhere from 8 - 10 years and up in education, knowledge, experience and the finances payed out in paying for that education then they will have the right to get paid close to what a doctor might make.
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Daniel A... 1.26 Your post was music to my ears. Exactly! If we refuse to see we are an evolved animal, we throw out any hope of understanding our behavior. People do not realize just how much of our behavior is linked to our genes and the evolutionary past. We have an enormous capacity to change our behavior but the root of the behavior in our past remains the same. The Republicans are exhibiting a primitive behavioral pattern. I think it is genetics. The genes have remained in our population. However, those behaviors are no longer ones that will serve mankind's survival. The reality is by now we should have realized there is no need for war, there is no need for poverty, there is not need for prejudice, there is no need for religion. Too much the primitive behavioral pattern exhibited by the Republicans and Islamic extremists pulls mankind backwards. It will take him to extinction unless we stop it.
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Nothing is "free", somebody somewhere is working to make a product or provide a service and there are too many people who think that it's done with no charge. There is no such thing as free.
True, but I would prefer my tax money for Americans with health care issues than be wasted on the defense industry bombing Iraq and Afghanistan.
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True, but I would prefer my tax money for Americans with health care issues than be wasted on the defense industry bombing Iraq and Afghanistan
Oh I would love to see a true socialist health care in our country where everyone can get he healthcare they need and everyone pays into it also, but I just don't see that happening because people like to make their money and they ain't willing to give that up. I would love us to start keeping our money here and help our own people instead of having so much (billions to Pakistan) go to other countries for aid but I don't see that happening either.
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28. Anyone who believes that there are no public school systems and institutes of higher learning (that's college for the slow pokes) indoctrinating children and young adults into the liberal viewpoint is kidding themselves. I personally want children and especially young adults to receive education in BOTH liberal and conservative politics, something they are highly unlikely to receive from any public (and in fairness, private) school, community college or university.
Much more troubling to me are teacher's unions which have for far too long preserved jobs for extremist and incompetent educators. I strongly support public education and in no way support efforts to end it, but our school systems have to have the ability to weed out unfit teachers, especially those who have a long record of failure in educating our children!! Until teacher's unions quit running interference in those vital efforts, my support for them will be lukewarm at best.
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True, but the real reason is one that the left can never admit to:
Yes, the real reason, the slow and insidious undermining of our Educational system by the Right-Wing. Demonizing critical thinking and the value we once had for getting a well rounded liberal education.
"The Gothic idea that we were to look backwards instead of forwards for the improvement of the human mind, and to recur to the annals of our ancestors for what is most perfect in government, in religion and in learning, is worthy of those bigots in religion and government by whom it has been recommended, and whose purposes it would answer. But it is not an idea which this country will endure." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph Priestley, 1800."
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PFFFFFFFFFFT!, what a pile, I won't give this author of this gem the satisfaction attaining his only purpose: offending Republicans. A handful of things he wrote may be true, but the rest of his list is stupid mutterings intentionally contrived to create a melee.
I won't respond with more of the same by insulting Democrats and ergo, give credence to this guy's own bad manners. Too bad that no one seems to be able to discuss the issues in a civil manner anymore, but instead prefer to throw sound bite grenades, many of which are untrue, over issues that are far too complex for sound bites...
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tom vermillion i agree--obama 2012 is the best..republicans cant think straight when that is mentioned..but throw barrack in there and they are about to stroke out
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tom vermillion i agree--obama 2012 is the best..republicans cant think straight when that is mentioned..but throw barrack in there and they are about to stroke out
“Don't belittle situations that you can't control. Don't be fooled by anybody who complements you.” ~ Author unknown
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A handful of things he wrote may be true,
That's the funniest part! Of course, I'd say that someone had pretty big hands to hold all of the things that aretrue...
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That's the funniest part! Of course, I'd say that someone had pretty big hands to hold all of the things that aretrue...
Yes, I'm certain that would be the case in your worldview.
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Auto, Disregarding your obvious grammatical and spelling mistakes, we may spend more than a lot of countries per student but it is not the reason we are falling behind. Our culture does not reward education like it should. Our society does not value smart people or educated people. Look no farther than the Presidental hopefuls and theri speeches to know how little they value education. I have heard and seen almost every one of the candidates spew forth hatred or demeaning comments about the "educated" elite.
Another reason we don't do as well educating our young people is we do not allow the schools to teach to the pupil. We force a curiculim on them that is geared towards achieving a good score on a standardized testing system rather than actually using their creative and reasoning skills to solve problems.
We also have a huge disconnect in what we say we want our schools to do and what we are willing to sacrifice to get it done. How many parents senf d their children to school ready to learn? Would it suprise you to know that a large percentage of a teacher's time is spent teaching manners and other things that should be learned in the home?
We also spend a lot more money on buildings and new textbooks than most other countries. There is very little reason that a new edition of a textbook needs to be used every couple of years, other than history and civics of course.
There is a saying about glass houses or something.
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That list of facts is concerning life long republicans, democrats and Americans. Imposing on state rights, they clearly have only few agendas in their power grab. Supporting the one percent and making their state oppressive instead of a united nation. Years 2010 and 2011 woke up so many citizens and states, No wonder their citizen donations are down except for corporation super-PAC's funds.
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I loved all of the numbers published but thought that since I am a woman, and repugs can't get this thought their thick noggins, I would select this one number to bring attention to this fact.
But ....
Maybe because some woman do not believe that they have the right to KILL another living being just because it happens to be inside their body...
I know its a strange concept but some woman really think that the life inside them is not within their right to KILL!
What about THEM ? The women that do not believe as you do?
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What about THEM ? The women that do not believe as you do?
If they don't believe in a woman's right to control her body, they can allow someone else to control it.
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#1.60
No one is forcing THEM to have an abortion. The law means women have options. It's like having the right to bear arms, but you don't go out and gun down people.
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Sammy:
I never said their wages should be equal, that of a doctor and a laborer. I said they both have equal value as a person and both deserve to have the basics of life. The doctor most certainly has spent time and money to become a doctor. How many could have become doctors but ended laborers because they did not have the money and could not spend the time because of it ??
Medical care based on profit is legalised murder to me. The insurance comnpanies put profit before peoples lives. The doctors are caught in the middle, they have to0 pay for all the equipment, training, insurance, and education needed to practice medicine. Take the profit from sickness and death and turn it into a continuing reinvestment of funds into the medical system.
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Good list, voted up.
My only question is, why would someone want to lower themselves to that level in the first place? if you know what I mean.
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Let's see, what works to irritate my older brother? Let's start with "good morning." We are on the phone occasionally, since we live in different states now. I keep trying to be pleasant and avoid political conversations. Everytime I say "good morning" to start a conversation, I know he is going to somehow lead into one of his anti Obama rants in less that 5 minutes.
So I really don't have to say anything special to irritate him. His underlying constant state of mind is irritation. I don't have to resort to such things as calling his favorite political pundit "Jabba the Rush, the Banana Slug from outer space."
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Great one mountainmike-1199289/you said it all when you said that they always run around in a state of obnoxious irritation. So badly that you can even fell that anger through the phone. It's terribly sad that someone can be that miserable. Maria
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Cannonballer, the egg is on my face. I don't type well and I had corrected the spelling and typos but, for some reason, it was not saved to the post. I will do better in the future.
Machine, that is possibly the most offensive post I have ever read. It could have come right out of a KKK propaganda piece.
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machinehead's argument pretty much follows the same chain of logic as concluding that milk is a gateway drug. Classic example of both Red Herring and Questionable Cause fallacies.
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Ms C. #1.20
In regards to this seed, I remain disappointed to find you would hold such a one size fits all view of a whole group of people. I work hard to "judge" each person on their own merits and not to label one group of people as being one way or another. Sometimes that is not easy to do. I am after all merely a human thus prone to moments of greatness and moments of abject failure in my efforts.
I have read several of your other posts and while I did not always agree with your view you were over all reasonable in your comments. Your postings often give me alternative points of views to ponder. I do not expect to be buddy buddy BFF with everyone on line or in person. I do not expect you to agree with me on every thing either. Life would be so boring if we all agreed on everything.
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Say Newsvine is run by Libs. then go to Faux Made Up Not News site. Oh they do not have one the truth would kill them.
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What a sad little list... Aye-yi-yi!
No wonder democrats see anyone with a different view as an extremist...
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Number 1 should be:
Put up an article/seed on 100 things to say that will irritate a republican.
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What a sad little list... Aye-yi-yi!
Yes it is. A sad little list that gets conservatives so hot and bothered. Real nonsense that sends them over an "end of the world" cliff. It real is said that they are so emotional over discourse.
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About education...
I don't feel that either party has done a great job on this. Its not private versus public -- we have tried both. There are other factors.
Neither party seems that willing to try anything new. Rupublicans don't seem to want to try all year round school. Democrats want students to take a bunch of classes that they don't need and think that they can legislate student learning. Money goes to the wrong places.
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The problem with education is it is governed by the state or local goverment. They get the funds though Grants, but arent held accountible for using the money for what it is intended for.
They allow the building to go to @!$%#, then have to use the money to fix them.
Private schools I think do operate better but they are way too expensive for most.
Not sure what the solution is.
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I think the issue here is that most Americans are very strong backers of education in theory, but when the true price of world-class education eats into their ability to afford HDTVs and vacation trips, their support falters. People talk about efficiency and such but then typically just choke off school budgets and wonder why that ends up sending the best and brightest teachers into the private sector, devaluing the education itself. This delusion runs deep.
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"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be." --Thomas Jefferson to Charles Yancey, 1816.
Not sure what the solution is.
Keep conservtives out of the government and school boards, they have hated Public Education since it’s conception.
Why would anyone allow a person to manage an agency when they hate it? Why are we surprised when it is undermined and perverted.
"We are now trusting to those who are against us in position and principle, to fashion to their own form the minds and affections of our youth... This canker is eating on the vitals of our existence, and if not arrested at once, will be beyond remedy." --Thomas Jefferson to James Breckinridge, 1821.
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Keep conservtives out of the government and school boards, they have hated Public Education since it’s conception.
AMEN!!!!!!!
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But as in a former post mentioned we throw more money at education per student than all the other nations combined. So money is not the answer.
Some things I don't like...
Kids forget a good bit of what they learned during the summer. Wealthy kids do better because parents can afford to have them tutored during the summer. The greatest leaps for kids comes from impoverished students who play catch up when they return to school in the fall.
Kids go to school for too many years. I think they would be more motivated if they didn't see a never ending sea of eduction through four years of college. They should start earlier and end earlier. Some school seems very repititive and could be combined--especially if kids were going to school year round.
There are way too many GRE's for college students. An engineering student should not need two years of GRE's. If they want to learn more it should not be legislated; it should be their choice. This is one place that Democrats really impede on freedom; they always want to dictate to us what we should learn.
Oh yeah and we tried private school. They were worse than the public. The school did not have funding to keep teachers current with training.
Like I said earlier neither party is the party of Education.
Republicans do seem to be down on public education right now. Republicans and conservatives as far as I can tell parted ways about 12 years ago. Public education served a lot of conservatives very well that ended up evening the playing field a lot through the GI Bill and other government programs. Without public education a lot republicans would have been without college degrees. Before the GI Bill the only people that could afford a college education were those who came from families that could afford which perpetuates the "so-called" class warfare that the republicans keep talking about.
I don't think our education systems is completely broken either; it just needs some 21st century thinking.
Money is not the answer.
Stop trying to teach our children the conservative way, which is dictating to them what to think, and return to the basics of teaching them how to think.
Free thinking populations scare the hell out of the Right.
"An enlightened [i.e. educated] people, and an energetic public opinion... will control and enchain the aristocratic [conservtive] spirit of the government." --Thomas Jefferson to Chevalier de Ouis, 1814.
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"Laws will be wisely formed and honestly administered in proportion as those who form and administer them are wise and honest; whence it becomes expedient for promoting the public happiness that those persons whom nature has endowed with genius and virtue should be rendered by liberal education worthy to receive and able to guard the sacred deposit of the rights and liberties of their fellow citizens; and that they should be called to that charge without regard to wealth, birth or other accidental condition or circumstance.
But the indigence of the greater number disabling them from so educating at their own expense those of their children whom nature has fitly formed and disposed to become useful instruments for the public, it is better that such should be sought for and educated at the common expense of all, than that the happiness of all should be confined to the weak or wicked." --Thomas Jefferson: Diffusion of Knowledge Bill, 1779.
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But as in a former post mentioned we throw more money at education per student than all the other nations combined. So money is not the answer.
What you've pointed out is that money is not the whole answer. It is only a necessary but not sufficient component of the answer.
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Actually most of that money doesn't go to the student. Yes they divide the amount of money per student, they can even say that it benefits each student but really they don't go to the student. A new cafeteria benefits the students but is that money really spent on the student itself? No but they count it. Updated books benefit the student and the year you buy the books it's counted as going to the student but those books go from year to year to year, so it's not exactly for that student alone. Buy computers but it's not exactly a benefit for that student only, if you count it for every child it serves, you over state it. If you don't count it for each student who uses it then ignore that durable use of the computer. If you hire more teachers then they consider that money spent on the student but really those teachers don't exactly benefit every student.
If you actually look at the money spent directly per student... it's not as much.
Throwing money at isn't a solution, finding a better way to spend the money properly.
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Finding a better way is always better, so you haven't said very much there. The finding of the better way, and proving that it is indeed better - that would be a worthwhile effort. That's done all the time, actually. It is part of what money for education goes toward - the continual search for better ways to educate. Often, though, superior effectiveness at preparing students for the life they'll live in the real world does require additional funding. Sometimes not. So again, you haven't said very much there.
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A friend told me that a large number of children do not have computers or other home access to compete at home with children wealthier house-hold incomes. She also said that art is not being offered as much. Researchers all claim that art/crafts, creative studies help round out children and make them better students.
Even the cost of public schools has increased for parents if their children or parents want their children to have a well rounded group of courses. That has been going up for several years and now the cost is getting excessive for even middle class. Certain states charge parent more depending on who is running the state. Why should state elected officials determine what cost parents and what does not? I also believe that getting most of our children text books from Texas, is crazy. They have a bad habit of rewriting history,
Report their re-regs and then they get banned from Newsvine.
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Then you get to get them banned again.. •¿•
It’s like Wack-a-Mole at the carney only they are more ridiculous looking...
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It’s like Wack-a-Mole at the carney only they are more ridiculous looking
LOL never thought of it that way :)
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14. Global warming is real.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
Great Article!
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14. Climate change is real. Global warming is an invention of people with a one world government agenda and has negatively affected both our ability to deal with natural and man-made disasters and our need to develop our own energy resources as we transition to more sustainable forms of energy. "Cap and Trade" does NOTHING to limit toxic emissions or preserve natural resources, it only moves emissions from nations with long histories of environmental regulation to nations with little or no environmental regulations. How does that help the Earth's fragile ecology??
26. BOTH parties have spent far too much money on political campaigns for far too long and the stench of special interests taints ALL of our elected officials. Saying that one party stinks more than the other ignores the FACT that they both smell like $h*t !!!
27. The TEA Party's focus on the out of control growth and insane spending levels of our Federal Government and the influence of lobbyists and special interests on our elected "representatives" was welcome, the "social conservative" element of the movement, not so much.
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15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned
Or hotel rooms cleaned, restaruants worked, kids watched or vehicles washed. In short, what would most conservatives do without the undocumented?
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Excellent article, Ms Cyprah
Voted up as usual!!
Obama 2012
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Global warming is an invention of people with a one world government agenda
I think you have that backwards. The right is the one that has been a staunch supporter of a global economy, which benefits the rich more than anyone else. The global economy is the gateway to a one world government.
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AZpaddy #2.3
In short, what would most conservatives do without the undocumented?
"They" would continue to do what they do now...mow their own lawns, wipe their own butts and do their own laundry.
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American Dreams
No I think that's the jobs they created, someone else wiping their ass's.
I hear Palin and Cain have an interview coming up.
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Way to start 2012 - YES!
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After all, we are now in the 21st Century, you would think that everyone would know and respect this fact. But repugs continue to try to control our bodies - and our business!
I stil can not understand why any WOMAN-with any sense at all- would vote repug!
Well, I'd guess because there must be some women who don't consider preserving their right to legally kill their offspring to be the most important issue defining their political identities, nor the most important factor defining their womanhood.
But that's just a guess.
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But there are many of us who consider bodily integrity and our right to maintain control of our bodies to be the most basic right of all living persons.
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Women can kill their offspring!?!?! Someone get the keys and let Andrea Yates, Susan Smith, and Darlie Routier out of prison for crying out loud!
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The easiest way to irritate a liberal : Work hard and be happy.
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There's a job for you Dean for the next four years, the 100 things to irritate a liberal.
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nah, we do that all the time.
What irritates us is your constant avoiding of reality. When we had complaints about Bush they were actually ground into actual things that the actual bush actually did. Yall just like to do crap like beat up on Obama's wife. Which is about as crass and petty as I have ever seen anyone ever be.
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"The easiest way to irritate a liberal : Work hard and be happy. "
Work hard and create wealth for others.
Work smart and create wealth for yourself.
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Dean's comment sounds a bit like projection, to me. I mean, obviously, the thing he himself finds most irritating is a happy, hard-working liberal. You can tell from his serially bitter and vituperative posts. (Don't have an anxiety attack, Dean, "vituperative" means "full of cruel, angry criticisms and insults"-- not "there's a snake in the room".)
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The easiest way to irritate a liberal : Work hard and be happy.
So, by your reasoning Dean, over 60 million people do not work hard and aren't happy?
Interesting...
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Work hard and be happy.
Wasn't that what the sign above the Auschwitz camp stated?
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No, Spike, that was "Arbeit macht frei"...Work makes you free. Rather similar, tho, when said by repubs.
:) HD
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Why is it that all the Republicans I know are mediocre? They work, but they have little innovation or creativity. They do not challenge boundaries and expand their mind. They are like little robots. The liberals I know work very hard. However, they also bring more to their job: they bring insight, positive change and invention. Professional ethics, also, seem to seriously lacking in Republicans. So I would say the Republicans work hard and cheat as much as possible while the liberals work hard and maintain integrity. It is always wrong to paint a group of people with a broad brush. However, the pattern of behavior is rather supported by the facts time and time again.
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The easiest way to irritate a liberal : Work hard and be happy.
No, you hide their welfare check under their work shoes.
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cannonballer
They why are most of the welfare states RED??????????
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Because you cant count and use too many question marks.
That is a direct insult to me
Take it back
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cannonballer your are so funny. Your post make me laugh. HA HA
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("Federal Taxing and Spending Benefit Some States, Leave Others Footing the Bill"), which show that states that tend to support Republican presidential candidates (red states) also tend to receive more from the federal government than they send in taxes. Thus red states are welfare states.
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MJL-3
Because they are Republican controlled.
Kind of a circular argument ;-)
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All 52 states receive welfare, state by state break down of welfare for 2007, 2008:
== www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/01/25/us/20090126-welfare-table.html
2007 Red states $1,468,114
Blue states $2,935,832
2008 Red States $987,544
Blue States $2,778,342
Of course this will depend on how you define a state as blue or red and of course blue states are screwed with over a million dollars being doled out to California.
Someone already posted the largest welfare recipients while I was sitting here making my little charts and adding everything up, poo poo.
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Oops I goofed on that report, there should not be dollar signs in front of the numbers it's the amount of people, I knew something didn't seem right as I was talking about it with him.
Yeah, but you used the right number of question marks so look at it as a sweet-n-sour moment.
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Oh and it shouldn't be 52 states either, that District of Columbia thing screwed my head up.
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Laughing my ass off @
No, he called you a friggin troll. I think that's an aggravated CoH violation.
Reported, but Sally/Tyler probably won't do anything about it.
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Yeah, I think it's funny too. That's why I wrote it.
Newsvine has kind of gone downhill in the last couple of years. Kind of like our country.
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They probably get tomorrow off, to observe NYD, being that MSNBC probably has some paid holidays (much to the GOTP's regret).
So, maybe Tuesday.
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Whichever, tomorrow or tuesday, I'm rooting for you, you'll get mass vine creds for that.
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Um, I don't care either way. It was a CoH violation, but... whatever.
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I think a handfull of "The usual suspects" are taking full advantage of Tyler and Sally's workload on the MSNBC articles, and are having what they think is loads of fun spreading an atmosphere of inflammatory disrespect almost everywhere they post comments.
I only hope Sally/Tyler make it a priority to take care of the problem. If you recognize yourself in the above description, see if you can raise your level of common manners a few notches.
Sorrty for the off-topic rant, but really.....it's getting very very old.
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Some on the vine need to at least learn how to get their point accross without making it personal. Use a little creativity instead of sounding like a second grader who just had his lunch eaten.
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Jennifer
"Creativity"? That sucks too, in my opinion.
Just obey the CoH. It isn't hard.
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AZ
Okay your are right, but you and I know the dig will go in on occasion and the more creative it is, well the more creative it is. I have a little devil in me. :->
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Hell I thought MJL-3 and I were getting along great, if he was offended by what I said, sorry but it is what it is, he can deal with it as he feels he needs to.
As far as other people jumping on the bandwagon, I dont think he needs his hand held, nor does he need a bunch of people to huddle around him cooing soothing words.
If I was mad at him there would be absolutely no doubt in anyones mind, being in the "usual suspect" category that should be crystal clear.
If the mods think that back and forth between us deserves a suspension, so be it, I can take it without crying. Nuff said.
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Jennifer
Being creative in order to insult, but not cross the line has been referred to as "toting the line" by Sally, and she cited #5 of the CoH in judging Viners overall history, and used that criteria to suspend someone for a week. After several warnings, they had it coming.
I like a good dust-up too, but Just sayin'.....
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MJL-3
The weather up here above the bridge is very nice, don't you think?
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Azpaddy
Yet it is,
Cannonballer, I am not mad but I am a girl, If I were mad you would know & I'd be on a vine vacation right now, Howeve I did get pissed on a different seed so ya might not hear from me for a few days, yes I told on myself. Beat anyone else to it, because I was PISSED.
No, Sally probably won't have time to mess with "frigging Troll', so I guess I should be safe calling someone a grenade thrower on the other seed? Although I have been called that too and nothing was done about it.
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MJL-3
It's my experience that trading verbal blows with a bomb thrower just makes you a bomb thrower too.
I've read your comments for awhile, and I know you're better than that. Don't take the bait.
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AZPADDY
I know, but she pissed me off, I haven't gone back , I don't really want the COH, I'll just have to wait and see what happens I guess.
The first 8-12 comments were against her seed. Pretty bad, pretty much everyone had the same opinion except just a few. She's not even monitoring her seed. Nevermind, I stop
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MJL-3
I know. I'm guilty of getting in the gutter from time to time. It's hard not to.
I'm making a pledge to not respond to the hate trolls anymore.
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Ok, NY's resolution
Not to respond to the Hate trolls anymore :)
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My NYR was to never make another NYR.
That was many New Years ago....
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YELLOW DOG D
I probably will too before the night is over, not good at NY Resolutions
BUt I will try. :)
Daniel,
Yep, that's what I should do
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MJL-3
Trying just means you haven't given up. Make that NYE resolution, and keep it! LOL!!
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MJL-3
Oh I know, I know. All we can do is try. It's very tempting to hit back, but that's what they thrive on.
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Yes I know, I have actually warned others of the same then, then I fall for it, THAT is what makes me the maddest, that I fell for it. :)
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Lol friggin troll.
cannonballer, you are suspended for a day for violating rule # 1 of the Code of Honor.
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Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
This is going to be my standard responce to any FOX reports
Fox is a foriegn owned news corp funded by the bin laden family.
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Pretty strange statement that is so hateful of an individual that is right now an American citizen by choice, heading a corporation that has many investors, the melting pot of the world is what the United States used to be wasn't it. Why so much hate from you? Seems like a simple desire to be located in the United States, have American workers is a crime in your standards. Next time look before leaping with your vile statements.
BTW - I don't like or watch Fox either, too one sided and they leave too many facts out, much like you did.
http://www.ask.com/wiki/News_Corporation
Simple to find this publicly known information but maybe only for educated people.
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67. Republicans don't want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
I love this Ms CYPRAH! Voted up!
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Thank you HD! I am still laughing and delighted to be a friend! :o)
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This is great, although I think they hindered themselves by only listing the top 100. There are so many more. What an angry group of misinformed folks the conservatives are.
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I'm sure that a little more effort could have topped 100.
While I liked the list, there were a few that seemed a little petty and used as filler ( the "Republicans actually NEED Viagra" and the one about Palin being an ugly cow, for example ). Even though they were somewhat funny, it would have made the list a little better to stick to criticisms of policy and positions while avoiding the more personal attacks.
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Even though they were somewhat funny, it would have made the list a little better to stick to criticisms of policy and positions while avoiding the more personal attacks.
A good point, Yosho, but I guess they didn't intend it to be an entirely serious article.
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this fact seems to steam them ...
The American Revolution , it's birth and idea for independence from England , was a Liberal undertaking. The conservatives at the time sided with King George because they didn't want to lose their land and money ... aka greed.
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MSCYPRAH_____I love this article because it is so true. I like the one about them hating illegal immigrants/unless they need their houses cleaned and their lawns mowed. Great one thanks._— Maria-lyn
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The conservatives at the time sided with King George because they didn't want to lose their land and money
They were waiting to see American's birth certificate.
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They were waiting to see American's birth certificate.
Ha ha..This one is priceless! :o)
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Isn't it written on the back of the Declaration of Independence?
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Isn't it written on the back of the Declaration of Independence?
It's actually plastered to its forehead.
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And, King George didn't have a sense of humor and his troops saw(wore) RED!
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Explain to them how you know their right but nothing will change anyway.
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I have used a whole bunch of them and will continue to do it. I am worried though that we could be saying next year President XXXX instead of President Obama. While I am not always happy - he is to conservative for me sometimes that thought of the alternatives scares the bejesus out of me.
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ZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzz...whoops sorry the same old tired liberal claptrap rant puts me to sleep.
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You could have bypassed them altogether and get an even better sleep, I 'm sure. So they obviously don't make you that sleepy!!
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Some folks get confused, or tired when faced with the facts.
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Ms Cyprah, loved your response to neocon babble.
You could have bypassed them altogether and get an even better sleep, I 'm sure. So they obviously don't make you that sleepy!!
You are quick on the draw, good for you, keep it up, it raises the spirits!!!
Does anyone notice how different the truth feels? Like a breath of fresh air, like a weight has been lifted... I hope progressives will soar into the 21st century and make the next 100 years of this American DEMOCRACY shine for everyone.
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#11.4:Does anyone notice how different the truth feels? Like a breath of fresh air, like a weight has been lifted... I hope progressives will soar into the 21st century and make the next 100 years of this American DEMOCRACY shine for everyone.
Doesn't it feel good indeed? At the age of 65+, I can continue to tell the truth and say to those interested- or not interested -that I am too OLD to lie! My mother and father are both deceased so there is no one else to answer to--besides myself!
And as Judge Judy says, "if you tell the truth, you don't need to have a good memory"! Peace.
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Ms Cyprah, loved your response to neocon babble.
Thank you, Susan Anthony, for the reinforcement. Nice of you to say. :o)
My mother and father are both deceased so there is no one else to answer to--besides myself!
Amen to that, MaryEllen. I am coming up to my 64th year, and I am living as my book says: Growing Old Disgracefully and loving every minute!! :o)
I have no time for shallowness, hypocrisy, pretence or lies.
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Ms Cyprah I am 67 and I love to tell the truth even when it make people mad. Love it. Love it.
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Is that you?
Newt
Mitt
Rove
Rush?
Ask them the question and name any GOP after it.
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21. The Presidents' full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
Jr. His full name is Barack Hussein Obama Jr.
Other than that, good list. I live in the midst of a state so red it's crimson and I've used a lot of these myself. My real problem is that a lot of the Republican hard core around here are so dumb they literally cannot understand why fascism is, and will remain, in the purview of the Right. It's kind of sad really.
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#13:Other than that, good list. I live in the midst of a state so red it's crimson and I've used a lot of these myself. My real problem is that a lot of the Republican hard core around here are so dumb they literally cannot understand why fascism is, and will remain, in the purview of the Right. It's kind of sad really.
Good morning and Happy New Year to you and yours. Peace and good will.
I would like to advise that you not even try to talk to these kind of people; it won't do you any good and will exasperate you and use up your precious breath uselessly. Save yourself!
These repugsare not "so dumb that they literally cannot understand why fascism is", it is that they don't care what you or I say, or what the label for it is!
As long as President Obama is not re-elected, that is all that matters.
You can call it fasicm, racism, or any other "ism"; the point is to not re-elect the President. Everything else will be alright---after that!
These people do not realize that the grass is not always GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE! They just want what they want, and this greedy, immediate gratification is the only way- and thing they know.
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#13.2:Happy New Year to you, MEG!
The same to you Happily Blue in Ohio, sweetheart!
I am looking forward to a prosperous, healthy and wonderful 2012. I also know things are going to turn out positive and very well!
Peace to you and yours as well.
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I am looking forward to a prosperous, healthy and wonderful 2012. I also know things are going to turn out positive and very well!
Me too, and I wish you all a fantastic New Year and thanks for staring your year with your comment! I can feel an awesome time ahead! Whey hey! :o)
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I'm on the other side wheel, there's a friend of the family that thinks her and her husband are liberal.
She says she hates the rich but when it's pointed out that her $500,000+ house with attached airplane hangar housing an airplane, 3 cars and a sweet travel trailer makes her rich to a lot of people she gets all pissed and says she talking about RICH people. There's people like that on both sides.
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90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981
This one is the best, because it recognizes that prior to Reagan there was a completely different Republican Party in place, one uncorrupted by religious fanaticism and unchecked greed.
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#1 on the list,
Barack Obama has been a great president.
"68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra."
I have to pop 4 of those every time I see a picture of Hilliary Clinton! One look at here an I go soft for a month.
Almost forgot, HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!
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#15:Almost forgot, HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!
The same best wishes for you and yours, too. Peace!
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buckeyenut
Thanks for the laugh.
Unfortunately, that is the same reason that Democrats want everyone to pay for their Viagra as well.
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The bitter, low information demographic did not disappear despite the advancement of society, technology, information, etc. They had to exist somewhere, and the GOP had the perfect tent for them to all sit inside and scream and all the things outside the tent that they could neither see accurately nor understand. They're basically the flat earthers in the internet age. They must be filled with anxiety every minute of the day, wondering if by shouting angrily enough at the world, that maybe they can take us all back to the good ol' days, before fire and the wheel brought about socialistic redistribution of resources. In the not-too-distant future the word "troll" might become synonymous with right wing ultra partisanship in our dictionaries.
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eh, got pretty lame and subjective pretty quick.
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The title is: 100 Things You Can Say to Irritate A Republican. So lame and subjective would probably do some irritating. About half the list is valid, and I found it quite humorous, especially those items related to Viagra.
Let me add a few of my own:
You don’t have to be a Christian to be an American.
You don't have to be a Christian to hold any political office.
The Oval Office is NOT a “males only” office.
If ignorance is bliss, Congress must be heaven.
Oh well, Happy New Year and Best Wishes to All!
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The Oval Office is NOT a “males only” office.
If ignorance is bliss, Congress must be heaven.
These are priceless, zapper! WishI had 10 votes! :o)
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"The Oval Office is NOT a “males only” office."
I think Bill Clinton more than proved this.
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Shouldn't "Jimmy Carter was one of the best presidents we ever had" be on the list?
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"There's class warfare, all right, Mr. (Warren) Buffett said, but it's my class, the rich class, that's making war, and we're winning"
There has been class warfare going on," Buffett, 81, said in a Sept. 30 interview with Charlie Rose on PBS. It's just that my class is winning. And my class isn't just winning, I mean we're killing them."
"My friends and I have been coddled long enough by a billionaire-friendly Congress." - Billionaire Warren Buffett, in a New York Times op-ed on Aug. 15.
Bow down to one of your highly-rated masters ye well-indoctrinated bleating citizen-sheep for has spoken.
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hahahaha awesome list. I always find telling a republican that the USA is atheist, and that there's no god brings out the torches, and pitchforks.
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#20:I always find telling a republican that the USA is atheist, and that there's no god brings out the torches, and pitchforks.
I love it, yes that one will get them every time! The repugs are set on lying and making this a Christian nation. If you do not agree and see things "their way", they want to call you all kinds of names and slander you as "non-christian".
So be it. Because as I said almost 3 years ago when I became a member of Newsvine, if they are "christian" I surely do not want to BE ONE! They give christians a bad name.
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101. Republicans have abortions too!
102. Reagan raised taxes 11 times.
103. God is NOT a Republican.
104. Hawaii is in the United States.
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105. Republicans use food stamps.
106. Republicans use unemployment benefits.
107. Republicans sit around and let others support them when they could be working.
I know, Republicans. It's hard to believe, isn't it???
- 14 votes
108. They named THEMSELVES "tea baggers."
109. Go ahead and call me a liberal. I'm PROUD to be a liberal!
- 14 votes
110. Guns kill people. Guns don't belong on college campuses. An eight year old here in Phoenix fought off a home intruder with a baseball bat. Why can't you?
- 14 votes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YwUnjqsIQM&feature=related
If republicans let Free market economics free people would literally sell there own pee and tell you its flavored vitamin water. They did.
Free Market Economics does not work.
- 7 votes
OR, as "trickle down economics" is defined..."that liquid you feel on your head is rain"...
...and then Reagan zips up his Brooks Brothers trousers!
- 5 votes
Tops on the list of things you can say to irritate a democrat:
The stimulus plan was a failure.
Followed closely by President Obama is not the first black president.
- 6 votes
Tops on the list of things you can say to irritate a democrat:
The stimulus plan was a failure.
Followed closely by President Obama is not the first black president.
LMAO, Ya need new lines.
- 22 votes
"LMAO, Ya need new lines."
And yet you felt compelled to reply.
- 4 votes
Well, yeah MJL-3 replied, buckeyenut. We never hear anything else from republicans so maybe nobody has told them their lines are getting really, really old. MJL-3 was just trying to give the republicans a clue, ya know?
- 17 votes
The stimulus plan was a failure. I believe that this is also one of the top 100 things you can say to indicate you're an ignorant conservative.
And yet you felt compelled to reply. It's a liberal hallmark to show concern for one's fellow man. Just tryin' to help a brother out.
- 23 votes
It's a liberal hallmark to show concern for one's fellow man. Just tryin' to help a brother out.
Wonderful, Iarnuocon! Just fab, that reply! :o)
- 9 votes
- 8 votes
See, this is why being an independent is fun! I can play both sides of this argument without any worry of being offended.
- 3 votes
The mating call of the post-Bush Republican: "I'm an independent!"
- 10 votes
What is funny is the idea that you think you're independent. It's the last retreat of the Republican who wants to dissociate himself from the tea party.
- 3 votes
What is really funny is democrats defending the current president. Now that's a good one!
Why defend people you don't know and who only care about your vote.
I didn't walk away from the republican party. The republican party walked away from me when they started spending like democrats.
- 3 votes
If Republicans spent like Democrats, we wouldn't have the problems we currently have (since Republicans typically outspend Democrats by about 2 to 1, and we've had mostly Republican governance for the last thirty years or so).
- 10 votes
iaruocon,
I might suggest you go back and look at congress over the last 30 years.
- 4 votes
I might suggest you go back and look at congress over the last 30 years. Ok. Let's do that:
- 1981-1987
- President-- Republican
- Senate-- Republican
- House--Democrat
- 1988-1992
- President-- Republican
- Senate-- Democrat
- House-- Democrat
- 1993-1995
- President-- Democrat
- Senate-- Democrat
- House-- Democrat
- 1996-2000
- President-- Democrat
- Senate-- Republican
- House-- Republican
- 2001-2006
- President-- Republican
- Senate-- Republican
- House-- Republican
- 2007-2008
- President-- Republican
- Senate-- Democrat
- House-- Democrat
- 2009-2010
- President-- Democrat
- Senate-- Democrat
- House-- Democrat
- 2011
- President-- Democrat
- Senate-- Democrat
- House-- Republican
There you go--
- From 1981 thru 1987, Congress was divided, but the government leaned Republican (i.e., Republican held the Executive and half of Congress)-- Balance: Republican
- From 1988 thru 1992, the government leaned Democrat. The executive was Republican but Congress was majority Democrat. Balance-- Democrat
- From 1993-1995, government was wholly Democrat, both Executive and Congress. Balance-- Democrat
- From 1996 thru 2000, government leaned once again Republican. Congress was majority Republican, but Executive was still Democrat. Balance-- Republican.
- From 2001 thru 2006, government was wholly Republican, both Congress and Executive. Balance-- Republican
- 2006-2008, leaned Democrat, with Congress majority Democrat and Executive Republican
- 2009-2010, wholly Democrat
- 2011- leans Democrat
Added up:
Since 1981, the government has leaned Republican 12 years, and been wholly Republican for 6 years, for a total of 18 of the last 31 years.
Republicans have held the Presidency 20 of the last thirty-one years
Republicans have held the House almost half of the last thirty-one years (i.e. 13 of 31 years)
Republicans have held the Senate 18 of 31 years
Government has leaned Democrat 9 years, and been wholly Democrat 2 years.
We've had mostly Republican governance for the last thirty years or so.
If you want to look at just the last 11 years, we've had wholly Republican governance for 6 of those eleven years, leaned Democrat for three, and been wholly Democrat for two. Which paints an even worse picture of Republicans.
- 18 votes
#197 Before you shut down the Department of Edumacation...learn how to count
- 2 votes
The stimulus failed because the Obama never had a real super majority in congress and could not pass a stimulus bill big enough.
Its easily fixed. Tax the rich at 90% and we can pay for everything. STFU rich F+ckers.
A great general said " Religion stops the poor from murdering the rich"
- 3 votes
iar,
Thanks for proving my point THAT CONGRESS WAS SPLIT ALMOST EVENLY OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS.
88-95=7 years democrats held congress. 96 to 06= 10 years republicans held congress
07-10=3 years democrats held congress
7+3=10 years, plus the 10 years for republicans holdin both houses then 6 years plus the current for a 50/50 splilt almost by your numbers.
Maybe you missed my initial point which was regarding CONGRESS. I didn't mention presidents since all they ultimately do is sign legislation into law or veto the legislation and send it back to congress. I will concede to the point that the republicans held the office of the president for a greater period of time BUT that wasn't my argument. Try to keep up.
- 4 votes
"#197 Before you shut down the Department of Edumacation...learn how to count"
Thanks, I'll take that under consideration. Before the DOE is shut down I'll also make sure everyone has the ability to READ.
- 3 votes
When did they change the rules in Congress that it required a super majority to pass any bill or even bring up a bill for vote?
- 3 votes
Thanks for proving my point THAT CONGRESS WAS SPLIT ALMOST EVENLY OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS. I don't think I've "proved" that point, at all, but I'm not surprised that you'd try to brazen through with that claim.
Allow me to point out some errors you've made.
- If you're trying to prove "CONGRESS WAS SPLIT ALMOST EVENLY OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS" (and thanks for shouting-- it does ever so much to bolster your claim), it's probably a good idea to look at an entire thirty years.
1988-2010 = 22 years, not 30.
- You didn't have an "initial point". I did. I said "we've had mostly Republican governance for the last thirty years or so", and you took exception to that claim. That you would like to discount the Presidency as part of the government is your problem, not mine, but you do not get to define what I meant by "governance" simply because you don't like the implications of the evidence.
- Presidents do quite a bit more than simply sign legislation or veto it. If that weren't the case, the conservative ire would rightly be directed solely at Congress. Implicitly, you understand this, even if you cannot bring yourself explicitly to admit it.
You're really not very good at this "debate" thing, are you?
- 9 votes
genevieveva,
I don't know exactly when it happened but I remember people talking about gridlock back in the 80's.
- 3 votes
iar,
"I might suggest you go back and look at congress over the last 30 years"
Odd, that reads to me like an initial point in the debate between us. I did change my inital statement by putting the word congress in bold font since congress is what I was referring to and not the president. I was using the numbers you provided to prove your point.
I would also direct you to this sentence " 7+3=10 years, plus the 10 years for republicans holdin both houses then 6 years plus the current for a 50/50 splilt almost by your numbers."
- 1 vote
1981-1987= split house and senate by your post
1988-1995= by your post democrats had control of both houses
1996-2006= by your post republicans had control of both houses
2007-2010= by your post democrats had control of both houses.
2011-current split house and senate.
Is the above a correct description of your post?
- 1 vote
and most of the worst economy in the history of this country started in 2008 and continues today. Doesn't say much good, actually tends to show that a total control of democrats is a pretty awful thing.
- 2 votes
paxildog,
I'm not willing to put blame on one party. Our demise as a nation has been aided by both parties as iar's posted figures clearly illustrate. I will contend that from 1996-2006 were some of the best economic times of recent history based purely on the fact that the Clinton and Bush administrations put together 57 (32 for Clinton, 25 for Bush) straight quarters of economic growth. Factor in the tech bubble burtsting, Enron and 9/11 and that's still pretty impressive.
- 2 votes
Oh, I know, Tell them you are a democrat , then tell them you think Obama is HOT
- 5 votes
Oh, I know, Tell them you are a democrat , then tell them you think Obama is HOT
Then tell them, that by his actions, you thought he was a Republican.
That gave my dad a minor stroke... but he's doing better now. /s
- 7 votes
Then tell them, that by his actions, you thought he was a Republican.
Oh that works great and is true.
- 5 votes
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