Former pretend Republican Presidential Candidate, Herman Cain, whose nascent campaign went down in flames following every single woman he came on contact with coming forward with claims of sexual harassment, recently decided that being a semi-literate pizza hawker and sleazy creeper might have not been presidential prerequisites but rather worthy of Defense Secretary. Apparently Secretary of grab-boobs was already taken.
During a rather bizarre interview with Barbara Walters in which he smoothly serenaded Walters to ”Amazing Grace”, also said that he could be Secretary of Defense. “I could influence rebuilding our military as it should be, that would be a task I would consider undertaking,” he said.
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